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A Day in Hobbiton #51


My dear neglected friends,

  I am very sorry for not posting sooner but so many things have happened since I left…so let me see…were in Middle Earth do I start…Oh Shiver me toadstools I can’t think proper at all.  You see while I was gone…I was captured by orks, and they gave me this nasty…well I am getting ahead of myself. 

The day I left was they day…you know….the orks got nasty.  We knew some had been following us, but we never stopped to think that they might follow us into the Marshes (which is where we are now. 🙂   Well I was being ever so stupid and decided to lag behind a bit because I was pooped.   So WHOOSH I was nabbed from behind and gagged.  Since orks are just a bit bigger then me they lifted my like a feather and threw me over the shoulders—which wouldn’t have been so bad,but they wore this spiky armor that pinched—I couldn’t do anything at all and I just hopped that my friends would notice an important part of the group was missing *haughty sniff that turns into a sneeze* the orks continued to follow them, me kicking all the way, and  Pip was actually the one to discover my disappearance, at first they all thought I was down with the old *shudders* but no, I am up with the young that looks like the old.   But Legolas knew he would have heard a splash and he didn’t.  So that is when he turned around and pierced the darkness with his ever so keen elvish eyes and saw us.  The orks were quickly…um…disposed of. 🙂  And me being the silly hobbit I am, drank some of their stuff thinking it was water, that is until I swallowed a gulp, I was instantly wishing I was dead for a moment.  Saraleen gave me something and that helped.  Merry said he never had anything to help him get over it after he drank some. 🙂    And some other things happened but I think I should save them for my next post…just to keep you on end *pretend evil laugh* :).

Farewell my lovely friends,

Saerwen the Tuckered

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A Day in Hobbiton #50


I finally made it, half way to a hundred posts. I know it isn’t a lot but for a small hobbit it seems like a WHOLE lot.  You probably don’t really want to know were we are right now, in a forest, nearing the Marshes, and it is dank, dark, smelly, dirty, rooty, and is a very tight squeeze, even Legolas, who is the thinnest of our group this moment, has trouble getting in and out of the dirty great roots.  We hobbits don’t have such a hard time, we crawl, but you can just imagine how we look.  Pippins arm is doing better, he can crawl well enough, he just has to go behind us. 🙂  Gimli is struggling, and Mr. Bill went of somewhere, I hope he is alright,  I certainly believe he is trying to find his way around, we have his food. 😉  Oh and since I am on the subject, have any of you been in a forest, crawling and typing at the same time?  If you have, you have some awesome muscles, I don’t this is killing me.  I don’t think I will be able to use my hands, arms, and back for days…*loud thonk*….OW…sorry, bumped my head on a dirty great root.   I can’t wait to wash off, oh wait…we can’t wash of in the Marshes, or we go down to be with the humans and elves ancestors, you know…how could something so majestic as an elf, end up looking like that when he is dead…Just one of those things I don’t like to muddle over but I do anyway. 🙂  I better go now before my fingers fall off.

Farwell,

Saerwen

 
 

A Day in Hobbiton #49


Bless my mushrooms!  I haven’t been on here in forever!  I am so sorry everybody, My deepest apologies!  You see, I dropped my computer off of Mr. bill and it well…broke, Gimli finally fixed it last night while I was sleeping.  He is such a…well…I will defy Gimli and say this…He is such a doll!  There said it and I won’t take it back. 🙂  Just playing with Gimli there, sorry. 🙂   I hope you all have had a wonderful um…12 days since I left. 🙂  We are in a very rocky mountain place. We had to climb down a hill, (which was fun) but Pippin fell five feet down and landed on his elbow, Saraleen took care of that, it was badly bruised and a little bone cracked, but he was a very big hobbit and only sniffed.   Mr. Bill is doing fine, it was kinda hard getting him down the hill, we all had to lower him down by the ropes, which he hated, and when we got down, we couldn’t find him for three house, we finally found him under a crevice.  Legolas, is doing exceptionally well,  he says Aragorn is going to meet us half way, so he will meet us at the Marshes.   Merry is doing fine, he is very worried about Pips elbow though.   I had better go now, it looks like rain. 🙂

Farwell,

Saerwen (soon to be)  The Soaked

 
 

A Day In Hobbiton #48


Well here I am, healthy, happy and tired. 🙂  We started out yesterday from the Prancing Pony (which we were all sorry to leave) and Mr. Bill is as fit as can be, he looks so much healthier now. 🙂   Legolas is the only one not feeling “top-notch” as you would say, he has a headache. 🙂  Mostly caused by two rambunctious hobbits I won’t name, and no, I am not either of the two. 🙂  Saraleen says that they just have a lot of energy from being sick and laying down the last few days.  Legolas says he thinks they turned into little nasty orks, he didn’t say it that way of course, he had to drag it out.  Gimli is fully contented with life I think, he hasn’t said anything nasty about elves anyway.   I have better to now, Mr. Bill does not like the sound of typing. 🙂

Farewell,

Saerwen

 

A Day in Hobbiton #47


I BEG you’re pardon for not posting sooner but we…um…have had….some…well…divelopments.   You see, we all have a cold, so walking and sniffing and coughing, and sneezing and not being able to talk because of sore throats, we all stopped at the Prancing Pony in Bree until we are better. 🙂  So I feel almost happy now, we are next to a warm fire drinking Warm Chocolate Milk that the Tavern Keeper made us females and Legolas. Legolas loathes ale, he said he tried it once, and he was numb for an hour. : )  Pippin,  Merry, and Gimli on the other had, have almost completely forgotten that they are sick and are singing, dancing, and not to mention doing a lot of smoking and drinking. : )   I have my own Hobbit sized room, with white curtains, a nightstand, a big feather bed with a wonderful quilt, and a plate of cookies on the night stand. 🙂  *sigh* It is so cozy here. 🙂 We are leaving the day after tomorrow, we should be better by then. 🙂

Farewell,

Saerwen the Sick

 

A Day in Hobbitton #46


You know…in the wilderness, you sure don’t see many people (that includes elves, dwarf’s and of course, you’res truly) But today, we have seen…drum roll please…six,SIX travelers, we think there may be a meeting of all the…well…poor beggers, that is what they all looked like anyway, or they may be important people in disguises!  Legolas says, “No” he would be able to tell if they were important or not, and I asked him how, and he said, they wouldn’t smell bad if they were important people, this just seemed to tickle us all, because, we all got the mental image of Legolas sniffing people’s scent like a dog!  I know, it is rude, but he didn’t mind, he actually chuckled and didn’t talk to us for an hour. 🙂

Farwell,

Saerwen

 

A Day in Hobbitton #45


We are off the cliff *waves hand in front of face*  That was something I hope I never have to do again!  And guess what, I saved the best news for last,  Legolas, Saraleen, and Gimli are here now! WHOOHOO *quickly does a hobbit jig* and it was such a happy reunion!  Legolas is very happy with Saraleen and visa versa. 🙂  And Gimli is as swee..I mean, NOBLE as ever. 🙂  Almost let that one slip. 🙂  Lembas bread is for dinner, we decided to wait on the chicken. 🙂  Gimli, Merry, and Pippin are all having a smoking contest, and if you do not know what a smoking contest is, it is when you see, how many shapes you can make with the smoke in a certain amount of time, it is really jolly when fifteen competitors are doing it, all the shapes get muddled up into one big blimp. 🙂 

Farewell,

Saerwen